Workout Description

Why This Workout Is Hard

This workout combines moderate-heavy front squats (165/115) with two demanding bodyweight movements in a continuous format. The chest-to-bar pull-ups require significant upper body strength and technique, while burpees tax the entire system. The combination creates cumulative fatigue - front squats become increasingly challenging after pull-ups, and burpees compound the leg fatigue. Most athletes will need to break up the pull-ups and pace the front squats carefully.

Benchmark Times for Satan’s Whiskers

• Elite: <4:00
• Advanced: 4:30-5:00
• Intermediate: 5:45-6:30
• Beginner: >12:00

Training Focus

This workout develops the following fitness attributes:

• Endurance (7/10): Three rounds of compound movements with heavy front squats creates significant cardiovascular demand. The burpees particularly drive up heart rate and breathing.
• Flexibility (7/10): Front rack position demands significant mobility. Chest-to-bar pull-ups and burpees require good shoulder range.
• Stamina (6/10): Moderate rep scheme tests local muscular endurance, especially in shoulders, core, and legs across complementary movement patterns.
• Strength (6/10): Heavy front squats (165/115) require significant strength. Pull-ups and burpees add relative strength demands.
• Speed (5/10): For time format encourages quick transitions and cycle rates, balanced against heavy squats requiring control.
• Power (4/10): Some power needed for chest-to-bar pull-ups and burpee transitions, but not primarily a power-focused workout.

Movements

• Front Squat
• Chest-to-Bar Pull-Up
• Burpee

Scaling Options

Pull-ups: Scale to regular pull-ups, jumping C2B, or ring rows. Front squat: Reduce to 135/95 or 115/75 lb based on capacity - should be ~65-70% of 1RM. Can substitute regular burpees without jump or step-back burpees if needed. For volume, scale to 2 rounds or reduce to 8 reps each. Time cap at 15 minutes.

Scaling Explanation

Scale if unable to perform 5+ unbroken chest-to-bar pull-ups when fresh or if front squat is above 75% 1RM. Form on front squats should be priority - reduce weight if unable to maintain upright torso and full front rack. Athletes should finish each round in under 4 minutes. Goal is to maintain consistent work rate without extended breaks. Scale to preserve intended stimulus of moderate-intensity conditioning rather than strength-limited grind.

Intended Stimulus

Moderate-length glycolytic workout targeting 8-12 minutes. Combines upper body pulling strength, lower body power, and full-body conditioning. Primary challenge is maintaining power output across compound movements while managing grip fatigue. Tests ability to recover between rounds under moderate metabolic stress.

Coach Insight

Break chest-to-bar pull-ups into sets of 5-5 or 4-3-3 to preserve grip. Front squats should be done in 2-3 sets maximum - aim for 6-4 or 5-3-2. Minimize transition time between movements. Keep burpees at steady, sustainable pace - don't sprint early rounds. Watch for form breakdown on front squats when fatigued. Consider alternating grip on pull-ups if needed. Target 2:30-3:30 per round with consistent pacing.

Benchmark Notes

This workout is structurally similar to Helen (3 rounds with pull-ups) but with front squats instead of KB swings and burpees instead of running. Movement breakdown per round: Chest-to-Bar Pull-Ups (10 reps): - Fresh: 2 sec/rep = 20 sec - Sets likely 5-5 or 7-3 for most athletes - Add 3-5 sec transition between sets Front Squats (10 reps at 165/115): - Fresh: 2.5 sec/rep = 25 sec - Moderate load allows unbroken for most - Brief setup time with barbell Burpees (10 reps): - Fresh: 3.5 sec/rep = 35 sec Base round time: ~90 sec including transitions Fatigue multipliers: - Round 1: 1.0x = 90 sec - Round 2: 1.15x = 104 sec - Round 3: 1.3x = 117 sec Total projected time: ~311 sec for elite athletes Comparing to Helen anchor (L10: 450-510 sec), this should be faster due to: - No 400m runs (saves ~240 sec total) - But higher skill CTB pull-ups (+30 sec total) - Heavier front squats vs KB swings (+45 sec total) - Burpees more taxing than runs (+60 sec total) Projected benchmarks: Male L10: 240-270 sec (4:00-4:30) Male L5: 390-420 sec (6:30-7:00) Male L1: 660-720 sec (11:00-12:00) Female L10: 300-330 sec (5:00-5:30) Female L5: 450-480 sec (7:30-8:00) Female L1: 720-780 sec (12:00-13:00)

Modality Profile

Of the 3 movements: Chest-to-Bar Pull-Up (G), Front Squat (W), Burpee (G). Two movements are gymnastics (CTB and Burpee) and one is weightlifting (Front Squat). With 2/3 gymnastics movements and 1/3 weightlifting movements, rounded to nearest whole numbers.

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