Workout Description

For Time 20 Deadlifts (75/55 lb) 23 Hang Power Cleans (75/55 lb) 31 Front Squats (75/55 lb) 23 Push Presses (75/55 lb) 22 Box Jump Overs (24/20 in) 20 Butterfly Sit-Ups 20 Reverse Step Lunges 20 Pull-Ups 23 Goblet Squats (53/35 lb) 25 American Kettlebell Swings (53/35 lb) 22 Power Snatches (75/55 lb) 20 Overhead Squats (75/55 lb) 22 Thrusters (75/55 lb) Perform 13 Burpees after each movement.

Why This Workout Is Extremely Hard

Massive chipper volume (≈460 total reps) with 13 burpees after each of 13 stations (169 burpees) pushes duration and stamina to the limit. Barbell work is light-moderate but repeats across many patterns, plus kettlebell and gymnastics. Grip, midline, and legs get taxed continuously. Expect 35–60 minutes for most, with significant pacing and mental toughness required.

Benchmark Times for The Kabul Thirteen

  • Elite: <30:00
  • Advanced: 35:00-40:00
  • Intermediate: 45:00-50:00
  • Beginner: >70:00

Training Focus

This workout develops the following fitness attributes:

  • Stamina (9/10): High total reps across many patterns demand sustained muscular output for legs, grip, shoulders, and midline. Success hinges on managing sets and minimizing drop-off late.
  • Endurance (6/10): Long, uninterrupted work bouts with burpees and high-rep sets challenge the aerobic system without pure monostructural work. Breathing control and sustainable pacing are key over 30–60 minutes.
  • Power (5/10): Box jump overs, barbell cycling, and snatches need repeated explosive efforts, but the long duration tempers peak power in favor of repeatable efforts.
  • Flexibility (5/10): Overhead squats and front squats require adequate ankle, hip, and shoulder mobility to maintain positions while fatigued. Limited mobility will slow cycling and increase breaks.
  • Speed (4/10): There are moments to cycle quickly, but the workout is a grind. Over-speeding early typically backfires; steady transitions beat sprint-rest patterns.
  • Strength (3/10): Loads are light to moderate, far from maximal strength. Strength shows up as strength-endurance to maintain form and cycle the barbell under fatigue.

Scaling Options

Scale to: 65/45 lb barbell & 35/26 lb KB with 20/16 in box • 10 burpees after each movement instead of 13 • Modify gymnastics: pull-ups to banded or ring rows; overhead squats to front squats if mobility limits

Scaling Explanation

These options reduce load and interference while preserving the long chipper feel, constant movement, and repeated barbell-calisthenics transitions.

Intended Stimulus

Long, gritty chipper that rewards steady pacing. Light-moderate barbell loads should be mostly unbroken or in 1–3 sets while breathing stays controlled. Burpees are smooth, not sprinted. Grip and legs will accumulate fatigue—manage transitions, chalk deliberately, and keep moving. The best scores come from never hitting a wall and avoiding long rests.

Coach Insight

Pace each station at 70–80% and transition immediately. Break big sets early (e.g., 12-9-...) to keep heart rate in check. Treat burpees like active recovery—steady cadence, no flop. One tip: Set a strict rest cap (3–5 deep breaths) before picking the bar back up. Common mistakes: Going unbroken too long on early barbell sets, sloppy burpee pacing, ignoring grip management before pull-ups and kettlebell work.

Benchmark Notes

Times are tiered from beginner (capped at 70 minutes) to elite (around 30 minutes). If you’re trending above L3, scale volume or loading to preserve steady movement and minimal long breaks. Strong barbell cyclers with efficient burpees and pull-ups will trend toward L7–L9.

Modality Profile

This is predominantly weightlifting (nine loaded movements) with significant bodyweight elements (burpees, pull-ups, sit-ups, lunges, box jump overs). No dedicated monostructural cardio is included. Expect time spent to skew toward the barbell, but bodyweight movements—especially burpees—meaningfully drive total duration and fatigue.

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Training Profile

AttributeScoreExplanation
Endurance6/10Long, uninterrupted work bouts with burpees and high-rep sets challenge the aerobic system without pure monostructural work. Breathing control and sustainable pacing are key over 30–60 minutes.
Stamina9/10High total reps across many patterns demand sustained muscular output for legs, grip, shoulders, and midline. Success hinges on managing sets and minimizing drop-off late.
Strength3/10Loads are light to moderate, far from maximal strength. Strength shows up as strength-endurance to maintain form and cycle the barbell under fatigue.
Flexibility5/10Overhead squats and front squats require adequate ankle, hip, and shoulder mobility to maintain positions while fatigued. Limited mobility will slow cycling and increase breaks.
Power5/10Box jump overs, barbell cycling, and snatches need repeated explosive efforts, but the long duration tempers peak power in favor of repeatable efforts.
Speed4/10There are moments to cycle quickly, but the workout is a grind. Over-speeding early typically backfires; steady transitions beat sprint-rest patterns.

For Time 20 Deadlifts (75/55 lb) 23 Hang Power Cleans (75/55 lb) 31 Front Squats (75/55 lb) 23 Push Presses (75/55 lb) 22 Box Jump Overs (24/20 in) 20 Butterfly Sit-Ups 20 Reverse Step Lunges 20 Pull-Ups 23 Goblet Squats (53/35 lb) 25 American Kettlebell Swings (53/35 lb) 22 Power Snatches (75/55 lb) 20 Overhead Squats (75/55 lb) 22 Thrusters (75/55 lb) Perform 13 Burpees after each movement.

Difficulty:
Extremely Hard
Modality:
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Stimulus:

Long, gritty chipper that rewards steady pacing. Light-moderate barbell loads should be mostly unbroken or in 1–3 sets while breathing stays controlled. Burpees are smooth, not sprinted. Grip and legs will accumulate fatigue—manage transitions, chalk deliberately, and keep moving. The best scores come from never hitting a wall and avoiding long rests.

Insight:

Pace each station at 70–80% and transition immediately. Break big sets early (e.g., 12-9-...) to keep heart rate in check. Treat burpees like active recovery—steady cadence, no flop. One tip: Set a strict rest cap (3–5 deep breaths) before picking the bar back up. Common mistakes: Going unbroken too long on early barbell sets, sloppy burpee pacing, ignoring grip management before pull-ups and kettlebell work.

Scaling:

Scale to: 65/45 lb barbell & 35/26 lb KB with 20/16 in box • 10 burpees after each movement instead of 13 • Modify gymnastics: pull-ups to banded or ring rows; overhead squats to front squats if mobility limits

Time Distribution:
37:30Elite
52:30Target
70:00Time Cap
Your Scores:

Training Profile

Performance Levels

L1
L2
L3
L4
L5
L6
L7
L8
L9
L10

Times are tiered from beginner (capped at 70 minutes) to elite (around 30 minutes). If you’re trending above L3, scale volume or loading to preserve steady movement and minimal long breaks. Strong barbell cyclers with efficient burpees and pull-ups will trend toward L7–L9.